He vs sHe in Office

He vs sHe in Office   collection of humor articles?click to Join Us   How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE) ********* 1. The family picture is on HIS desk.                                                           Ah, a solid, responsible family man.    The family picture is on HER desk.    Umm, her family will come before her career. ********* 2. HIS desk is cluttered.    He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.    HER desk is cluttered.    She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain ********* 3. HE is talking with his co-workers.    He must be discussing the latest deal    SHE is talking with her co-workers.    She must be gossiping. ********* 4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.    SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room. ********* 5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.    SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping. ********* 6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.    SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair. ********* 7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.    The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset. ********* 8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?    SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry? ********* 9. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.    SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say? ********* 10 . HE's leaving for a better job.      He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.      SHE's leaving for a better job.      Women are not dependable   *********     There are more humor articles for you click on the link below...(must read)     (1)Terrrific quotes (2)Love Life & Indian Advertisement Line (3)Men and Women (4)ARE YOU OVER 50? (5)He vs she in Office :)     *************

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