Relations are not an Exam to Pass or Fail,
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Its a Feeling You Care for Someone More than Yourself.
Out of our great list of Diwali SMS Messages Collection, we think that following are considered best messages for diwali.
Out of our great list of Diwali Wishes SMS Collection, we think that following are considered best for wishing diwali / deepavali
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Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
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