Thursday, September 23, 2010

Ravan & Pappu (JOKE)



 

Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu.

 

Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardans to Pappu.

 

RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want?

 

PAPPU: I want 100 vardans.

 

RAVAN: But I can give you only 3 vardans

 

PAPPU: But I want 100 vardans.

 

RAVAN: No child that's not possible.

 

PAPPU: No I want 100 means 100

 

RAVAN: No I can give you only 3. If you want then take or else I am going.

 

PAPPU: Ok! But what 3 I will ask, you will give me definitely?

 

RAVAN: Sure it's promise from Rakshas Raj Ravana.

 

PAPPU: 1st vardan, convert your GADA on shoulder to wooden bamboo stick.

 

RAVAN: "Tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.

 

PAPPU: 2nd Vardan, put that stick in your ass hole ... Deep inside ...!!

 

RAVAN: (confused but ......) "Thathastu" and in great pain asks Pappu to ask for the third vardan .... ASAP ...

 

PAPPU: Now are you giving me rest 97 vardans or should I convert that stick back to GADA ?

 

The moral of the Story: Management will not yield to your simple request until u can give pain in their Ass.

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