Thursday, July 15, 2010

I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK WATER (Mix SMS)



 

I had VODKA with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had WHISKY with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had RUM with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!

 

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No matter the sky is black or blue,

no matter there's stars or moon,

as long as ur heart is true,

sweet dreams will always be with u.

Good Nite!

 

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Santa saw a beautiful gal...

he went and smooched her.

Gal - What are you doing?

Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.

 

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Bin dekhe teri tasveer bana doon,

Bin mile tera haal bata doon

Hai mere pyaar mein itna dum ke

teri aankho ke aansoo apni aankho se gira doon……

 

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Jyotish : Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

Boy : "Oh yess... What a life!"

Jyotish : Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

 

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