Tuesday, July 6, 2010

How Did You Fail The Final Exam? (Mix SMS)



 

Father : How did you fail the final exam?

Son : Under water

Father : What do you mean?

Son : All below 'C' level.

 

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Luck is not in ur hands, but work is.

Ur work can make ur luck,

but luck can't do ur work.

Gud day & Gud luck!

 

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barsat ki bunde hai,aankho mai nami hai,

na upar aasma hai,na niche jami hai,

ye kaise mod pe aa gye zindgi ke,

jo sabse khass he aaj unki kami he.

 

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Shaadi mein khana khula...

Santa ko plate nahi mili..

Santa apni jholi mein khana dalne laga..

Logon ne poocha Ye Kya..

Santa: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga...

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga...

 

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1st Pathan : Mere bache honge

To 1 ko Karachi

Aur 1 ko Lahore chor aonga....

2nd Pathan : Woh Kyu...?

1st Pathan : Kal T.V. per bata rahe they

Ke bachon ke darmiyan waqfa zaruri hai...

 

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